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hitlerslittlebrides:

Hey, this is me really high and waiting for my parents to walk in and see how fucking high I look :D

hitlerslittlebrides:

Hey, this is me really high and waiting for my parents to walk in and see how fucking high I look :D


ryefaceupintherain:

The blushing mermaid. Lotsalipstick!
Of course your mermaid would wear pearls and have the most blush!


spring2000:

in grade 8 french we were talking about napoleon bonaparte and this guy bought up the letter that napoleon wrote to his wife where he was like “i’ll be home soon, don’t wash” basically saying like he wanted to have sex with her unbathed or whatever and i was like “oh ew french people are so horny” and this girl tapped my shoulder and was like “excuse me..my dad is french, are you trying to say he’s horny??” and that’s when i truly knew white people are crazy


Pin curls and pink lips; blue lids and wide eyes.

Pin curls and pink lips; blue lids and wide eyes.


Ultraviolence


peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him


cielo-st-patience:

When I was a little girl I dreamt I’d get married. I’d have that beautiful white dress that would require five people to carry it down the isle and standing at the end would be the most beautiful man that had ever been birthed. The first time I had sex that dream was completely crushed;…


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